More signs that I am not popular:
1. The t-shirt my mom got me in Nashville that says "Not Popular"
2. Even the missionaries and Jehovah's Witnesses don't knock on my door.
3. My 4-year-old daughter has as many blog followers as I do.
4. The ladies I work with at church keep giving me fake addresses so they can have meetings without me.
5. I've started to enjoy a certain companionable silence with the ants that are out by my pool.
6. I left my diary sitting out in the open and nobody wanted to read it.
7. Nobody in this whole wide world has named a baby after me. Hizzigrelda happens to be a wonderful name, and really, it could work for a boy or a girl, so there's no excuse.
8. I played hide and seek with my kids Saturday morning and nobody came to find me until they got hungry for dinner.
9. I feel left out when my foot falls asleep without the rest of me.
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4 comments:
Bahahahahaha!!! Seriously, laughed out loud. Even though you are lame, I still love you (when you make dinner for me)
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I know how you feel! I can't even get my own husband to choose me over a TV documentary about the white leopards of India!
Hmmm, I wish I had thought of that one MC, because for me it's the show where it's a whole hour of truckers driving across ice. now that's funny
Funny! I relate. This would not be so funny if it weren't so true. You are popular in my family though.
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