Sunday, December 26, 2010

Reasons My Family Can't Be A Reality Show

1. The "Strictest Parents" said not to, and honestly, I'm kind of afraid of them.

2. I'm nervous that I'll be caught on camera picking a wedgie (c'mon, you all do it sometimes. I've seen you).

3. I like to brush my teeth in private because I'm a bit of a messy spitter.

4. The only producers who are interested in us are from National Geographic, and their show is called "Barely Domesticated". It doesn't sound promising.

5. We gossip a lot at the dinner table, so we'd probably lose all our friends.

6. The most interesting thing that's happened to us lately is when my son got his nose stuck in a water bottle.

3 comments:

The Crider Clan said...

That's hilarious!

Signe said...

I don't know--watching T drink with straw glasses might have been pretty entertaining!

Connie said...

haha! i love this. SO I've been meaning to ask you how Baby A is handling the binky/feeding. I hope everything got worked out!
And my links are just messed up right now -most of them take you to the image on flickr which is set to private. I need to put the right link in, I just haven't yet. I'll do that today though to avoid more confusion (: